Baywood State Professor Makes Important Discovery

     A Chemistry Department professor at Baywood State has accidentally figured out how to eliminate water.

     Dr. Frank Lee Dumbdorf added a special solution he mixed from some chemicals he had laying around his cabin near Nacimiento.  It created what he called a “hot and bubbly mess.”  It scared him so much that he ran the mixture to the lakeshore and dumped it into the lake.  Soon, the water all around him disappeared.  He was very excited, until he was reminded we were in a drought.

     “Oops,” was all he could say.

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