Entomology and BS
At Baywood State, you study only what's relevant to your major, and the only major we offer is BS. Our English faculty are experts in BS and will strive to prepare you on how to recognize the three pillars of BS, which are...
- The Lie. The invention of truth. To know the truth, but to replace it. “I caught a fish.”
- The Exaggeration. The expansion of truth. To know the truth but intentionally inflate it. “I caught a huge fish.”
- The Illusion. The truth is beside the point. To replace the truth with appearance. “As a renowned fisherman, I know it's the biggest fish ever."
For nearly 100 years, Americans have associated these cornerstones of bullshit with politicians, lawyers, and car salespeople, but with the internet came far more value in BS, and with that came more sophisticated needs for users to banter it in a variety of often complex situations.
One way to combat its effects is to let the world know you understand it and that nobody is pulling the wool over your eyes. The best way, we have found, is to wear a Baywood State Graduate shirt, which comes with a BS Diploma, a license plate holder and worthless stickers, all of which will help warn people that you know your BS!