First Canine Grad

Every Dog Has its Day

Meet Frankie.  She is a Baywood State Graduate.  The one on the left.  Baywood State’s first canine grad. She met the requirements (her owner bought her a shirt) to obtain her BS. 

As a BS degree holder, Frankie received her shirt, her Official Unofficial Baywood State Diploma, valuably worthless stickers (which she promptly ate), and a refrigerator magnet that ended up stapled to her collar.  School President Reagan Bush Lincoln III signed the diploma, saying this was the beginning of a new era for the college.  “We plan on opening up matriculation to all pets.  No reptiles, however.  Our shirt factory just can’t get the size right.”

 Baywood State is the only college* in America offering a BS in BS for the price of a sweatshirt.  BS, it seems, is the only major offered at this school.  People who are interested should visit www.baywoodstate.com.

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