So You Want to Become a Baywood State Grad?

   There are two kinds of people in this world: People who are Baywood State graduates, and everybody else.  Stuck in a kind of diploma purgatory are those individuals who want to be a BS graduate but don’t have the information or means to make it happen.  This is tragic, and I will address here my suggestions for each group of BatRay wannabees.

  •  If it's information you are lacking, and you haven't watched the available one-minute videos found on baywoodstate.com or the Baywood State YouTube channel then this might me an indication of a serious brain condition, one we refer to as "stupidity."  There isn't a lot we here at BSU can do for you in this case.  Here is a sample video dealing with Admissions:

  • You obviously haven't paid attention to the semi-professional graphics all over the website and on bathroom walls everywhere.  A sample: 

   If you don't have the means--the 38 bucks it takes to enroll, graduate and get your sweatshirt, here are a few suggestions:

  • Apply for Student Aid.  Student loan lenders will often delay payments until you graduate.  Interest, however, will accumulate.  Luckily, it shouldn't be much, since you'll get your diploma in about five minutes.
  • Win a scholarship.  Good luck with this one.  You can email your credentials to admissions@baywoodstate.com and the trustees will review your application.  Full-rides are (un)common but partial scholarships are not impossible.  Improbable, yes.  Do not send transcripts because we don't have the time or ability to read them.

I hope this blog has been helpful.  If not, try reading another.

Reagan Bush Lincoln the Third

President, Baywood State College.

     

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