Tower of BS at Capacity!

The Baywood State University Tower of BS, the largest depository of its kind in the world,  is in danger of spilling over due to unprecedented levels of BS this year.  This according to a Baywood State staff member who warned, “it’s about to hit the fan.”

The Tower of BS was originally designed to help residents from Baywood/Los Osos dispose of the nasty stuff.  But pleas from other locales on the Central Coast has resulted in the college* taking on more BS than it had originally intended to.

 Baywood State, of course, knows a little something about BS, as it is the only college* in America offering a BS in BS.  University President Reagan Bush Lincoln the Third at first declined to comment.  He changed his mind after a reporter suggested the rise in levels could be the result of 2020 being an election year.

“As I had said repeatedly, we are not a political institution.  Baywood State offers both liberal arts and conservative arts degrees.”  He then turned to leave, before asking “whose running?”  The stunned reporters were silent, and Lincoln walked out.

People looking for more information about the Tower of BS and the Baywood State curriculum should consult the colleges website, baywoodstate.com--RBL3